all of my followers are dalmations
cruella deville strikes again
He transformed the pain of his tormented life into ecstatic beauty. Pain is easy to portray but to use your passion and your pain to portray the ecstasy and joy and the magnificence of our world, no one had ever done it before. Perhaps no one ever will again.
So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.
Lol actually I became a fan of the books 4 months before the first movie came out. And idk I went to see if effietrinket was taken bc idk why not and I saw it wasn’t and I saved it immediately, and then I spent the next 20 minutes googling to make sure I spelled Effie trinket correct and freaking out over the fact I had such a good URL lol. I didn’t even change my name to effietrinket until like 3 days after saving it. :)
no bc you’re probably the same anon.
I haven’t updated that list in like 2 years thanks.
how can lawyers argue without crying
if i went into a courtroom i’d be all
now you fucking listen here you little cumslut
"he has been found guilty”
"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."
literally my favorite quote in the entire world